A preacher lost his
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.
The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.
Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I mean, who, amongst you saw a cock last night?" All women
in the church stood up including his 13-year old
daughter.
The priest started to blush when he realized what
implications that will Have on his image. He then said, "No, no, no.
What I mean is, who in the Last two weeks in this church, has seen my
cock?"
All the nuns stood up and the preacher collapsed.
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.
The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.
Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I mean, who, amongst you saw a cock last night?" All women
in the church stood up including his 13-year old
daughter.
The priest started to blush when he realized what
implications that will Have on his image. He then said, "No, no, no.
What I mean is, who in the Last two weeks in this church, has seen my
cock?"
All the nuns stood up and the preacher collapsed.
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