THE MISSING COCK (Mind your language.....)

A preacher lost his
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.

The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I mean, who, amongst you saw a cock last night?" All women
in the church stood up including his 13-year old
daughter.

The priest started to blush when he realized what
implications that will Have on his image. He then said, "No, no, no.
What I mean is, who in the Last two weeks in this church, has seen my
cock?"

All the nuns stood up and the preacher collapsed.

You are one in a million _ Gramp Morgan

Yeah you know Its real good when you find that one in a million not afraid to say I messed up,
I seen a girl around the corner All it did was made me think of you and I I'm missing you (Girl) Feel like I can take no more I have been trying but you wont take my calls and I (Im missing you) girl I know I messed up but I fessed up thought a little time would bring you back now im a wreck cause it clearly wasn't so So tell me what to do or what to say to make it right Cause I need your arms around me every night
To me your worth a trillion your one in a million I'll never find a woman like you If you would give back your heart I swear by our love I'd spend a lifetime making it up to you Every night coming home to you
Ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh Yea

  
My friends been saying time again gotta try to get yourself together I I'm missing you I do Sure I get the magnitude but refuse to give up hope you'll see that I'm missing you Just want you to know that ten years from now Ill still be knocking at your door now Your love irreplaceable irreplaceable So tell me what to do or what to say to make it right cause I need your arms around me every night

To me your worth a trillion your one in a million I'll never find a woman like you If you would give back your heart I swear by all of I would spend a lifetime making it up to you Every night coming home to you
 
Ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh Yea Ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh  

Yea To me your worth a trillion your one in a million I'll never find a woman like you If you would give back your heart I swear by our I'd spend a lifetime making it up to you. Every night coming home to you

Ohhh ohh ohhh ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh

MY FRIDAY STORY

ARE YOU GUARDING A CONCRETE SLAB?

By Sandras Phiri

There was an army barracks that had on its duty roster 4 soldiers to guard at all times a concrete slab in front of the barracks. The soldiers changed shifts guarding the slabs for many years. Different commanders came and went and the tradition continued.

After many years, a new commander was assigned to the barracks. Amongst the things he did was asking why things were done the way they were. When he asked why soldiers were guarding the slab, he was told, "We've always done it this way. It's our tradition. Our former commanders instructed us to do that."

The commander was adamant on finding out why. He went to the archives to look for answers and he came across a document that had the explanation. The document was very old.  It had instructions written by one of the retired commanders who had even passed away.

The new commander learnt that over 80 years ago, the barracks wanted to build a platform where events could be performed. When the concrete slab was laid, wild animals walked over it at night before the slab would dry. The soldiers would fix it the next morning but when evening came the same thing would happen. So the commander ordered that 4 soldiers should guard the concrete slab for 3 weeks to allow it to dry. The following week the commander was transferred to another post and a new commander was brought in. The new commander found the routine and enforced it and every commander that came did the same. Eighty years later the barracks continued guarding a concrete slab.

What beliefs, attitudes, traditions have you carried on that were relevant to certain people or a certain time and they are still being carried out by you? Is your opinion about yourself, people of a different race, the opposite sex, certain business opportunities, new products etc obsolete? Question the status quo.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Sandras Phiri is a Life Coach, Inspirational Speaker and Entrepreneur. He is the CEO and co-founder of the Sandras and Lelemba Institute (SLI) that is dedicated to research, education and supporting individuals, organizations and communities in their pursuit of growth. He lives in Cape Town with his wife and 2 sons. He blogs about inspiration, relationships and personal development on www.sandrasphiri.com