Ways to annoy people:
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Never make eye contact.
...Never break eye contact..
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
A doctor at MATHARE MENTAL HOSPITAL was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. ,,,SEE MORE
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff,you lick it. To get it in, you push it!
STUDENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Do you also have this problem when you are tryin to put thred in a needle?Mathare University of Insane Creativity
Your present state is the reflection of the software ur operating on,some of us are operating on bhang 2011/mututho Xp/upoko OS-X,others on outdated software 83' n Y2K.U nid to clean ur hard disk of any virus,bug,worm whch s making it to crush!
Johnny was asked to write an concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery
...
His essay read:
'My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did
it!"
We pronounce:
44 as forty four,
33 as thirty three,
22 as twenty two,
..why then don't. we pronounce 11 as onety one?.
TEACHER Vs JOHNNY..................................Johnny
JOHNNY: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
TEACHER: no, of course not.
JOHNNY: good, because i didn't do my homework.
JOHNNY: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
TEACHER: no, of course not.
JOHNNY: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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