THE NAUGHTY NUNS... HAH! HAH!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
...
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST, FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next tothe door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

"What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,

"Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,

"Please place 5000 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets 5000 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



By Captain Babuu

Do you remember this photos? Taken at Muliro Gardens? Reported by Mombasa411?

As reported in site then-
Haki hii ni tabia mbaya. For the last two weeks Kenyans have been abuzz with the release of the first batch of pictures taken from the masinde Muliro Gardens in Kakamega of kenyans having sex ovyo ovyo…..
Today we have the pleasure to let you see the new pictures released…..
Haki Nyumba zitavunjika this time round……
Wacha mpango wa Kandoooo!!!

Huyu Mama amevua skati...yarabi!!!! Mambo gani haya......

Huyu Mzee ni mkali....
The man above is about to bed (or is it bench!?) a girl almost her grandaughters age…..damn!
Eiiiiii Yawa!
Mzee mkono unaendaaa wapi...!!!? lol!!
Csemi ki2.
These ones I guess were really in love...
Hiyo Rasa ni nyeusi tuuuu sana..lol!!
Jamaa akaamua change of position...kwa utamu zaidi.....lahaula.
WEWEEEEE!!
Hii ni Ya Kumalizia....
And Now ladies and gentlemen…the winning perfomance….jamani viumbe!!!!
Mamake mtu...


Well we hope this never happens and if it does there are right and legal measures taken....

MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN... (CRAZIEST POST)

Have you ever compared making love to a woman with anything else? if u haven't try these


MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

HANGING WALLPAPER
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

PUTTING UP A TENT
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.

WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

GOING FISHING
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.
Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.


By Captain Babuu

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