PLEASE READ THIS... (SOB SOBS)!

This is a Story...Please read this!


Hi, Mommy.

... ...I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few
weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise.
Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got
beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I
will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me
your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we
have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to
be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't
wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was
perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I
will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I
know it already.

Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about
me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that
you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called
wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand
yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did
something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and
your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad
for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It
doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after,
and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I
do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I
don't like it, Mommy.

Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and
you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes,
and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most
beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm
happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait
and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will
make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your
hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love
you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting
funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't
know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry,
Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to
protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good
person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want
us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?

You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?

It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or
touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I
still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when
you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug
me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do
that when you're awake, any more?

I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going
somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a
hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell
you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't
know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think
something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared,
Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love
you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It
feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They
told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.

Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you
get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something
wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why
don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want
to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care
about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say
you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and
see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I
want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did
something wrong. I love you!


I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just…

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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by Cäptain Babuu on Thursday, October

SEX MYTHS VS FACTS... MUST READ

No.1 Women Can't Get Pregnant If A Man Pulls Out
The “pull-out” method, also known as the rhythm method, is potentially the worst possible form of birth control. Men do not always know when ejaculatory fluid begins to seep out -- and even ahead of a perceptible orgasm, pre-ejaculate (which includes sperm) is released and is enough to get a woman pregnant. In fact, one in five couples who use this method as their only form of birth control over the course of a year will end up pregnant.

No.2 Fantasizing About Someone Else Is A Bad Thing
A large part of the sexual experience starts with your brain, not your body, and sometimes your brain can wander. If you are committed to your lady, and your relationship is in a good place, it’s OK to think about Angelina (Jolie) or Megan (Fox) every now and then.

No.3 Premature Ejaculation Only Affects Young Men
Some men do find that premature ejaculation begins at the onset of sexual maturity, but plenty of men also find it to be an issue later in life. In fact, premature ejaculation affects 30% of men at sometime in their lives.

Often, early ejaculation in men who are in their 30s or older is a co-symptom of erectile dysfunction or fatigue, poor cardiovascular conditioning, depression, anxiety, or neurological symptoms.

No.4 Oral Sex Is Safer Than Vaginal And Anal Sex
From teenagers to former President Bill Clinton, oral sex seems to have the stigma of a “free pass” as far as sexual relationships go. Yes, it does count as sex, and yes, you can get a sexually transmitted disease from oral sex. There is still an exchange of fluids, meaning that diseases can enter your body through sores or small cuts in your mouth and throat.

No.5 Certain Foods Can Put You In The Mood
Named for the Greek goddess of sensuality and love,aphrodisiacs are said to put you in the mood. While oysters, dark chocolate, strawberries, and tiger penis might make you feell’amour, there is no scientific evidence to support the validity of aphrodisiacs. However, while there is no science to foods and/or herbs causing arousal, a certain food can trigger an erotic memory or desire in your own mind -- so in a sense, we all have our own aphrodisiacs.

No.6 Size Matters
Even if every guy you know can probably tell you exactly how big his penis is, size is not a barometer for manhood. As anyone with sexual experience knows, true sexual enthusiasm far outweighs any gifted parts. And contrary to another popular sex myth, the size of your member has nothing to do with the size of your hands or feet.

No.7 Viagra Is The Answer
While many people believe Viagra and other similar oral medications are the best or only treatment for men with erectile dysfunction, the truth is that for many men these drugs are not a viable option or they simply are not effective. Oral medications are only a temporary fix to a problem that may have other underlying health causes that should be addressed by a qualified physician. In addition, many men with health conditions, including hypertension and diabetes, cannot take oral prescriptions due to serious potential side effects or contraindications with other medications. For men who cannot use oral meds, there are a number of other options including urethral suppositories and ICP, an injection that produces an erection within minutes.

No.8 After A Certain Age, Sex Is No Longer Important
Sex is an important aspect of physical and emotional health and well-being for adults of all ages, even those in their golden years. While some people believe that a decrease in libido is a natural part of aging, a loss of sexual desire can be related to a number of other factors including hormone deficiencies, depression, anxiety disorders, side effects of medication, changes to a relationship, communication barriers, or loss of a spouse or partner.

No.9 Men Have More Sexual Urges Than Women
Though many men would have you believe they’re ready to go 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the truth is that men experience daily fluctuations in libido, as do women. A man’s readiness to hop in the sack can be impacted by many of the same factors that impact a woman’s level of desire, including diet, sleep, health, stress, medical conditions, self-confidence, and relationship disharmony.

No.10 Great Sex Comes Naturally
The physical chemistry you see on TV and in the movies suggests that when two lovers meet, sparks fly and mind-blowing sexnaturally follows. As we all know, in the real world, it’s not always that easy. The human body doesn’t come with an instruction manual. The “tricks of the trade” that pleased a former partner do not always translate with someone new. Good communication is the key to good sex, as is a willingness to be open to trying new techniques and positions to find out what each partner finds pleasurable. It can be a little awkward at first to over-communicate during sex, but think about the outcome: a partner who knows how to do it right every time.

Now that you’ve brushed up your knowledge on the top 10 sex myths, you can go out and have the best sex of your life. Just remember: While it is very important to stay safe and be smart, sex is not only a necessary bodily function, but also a very enjoyable bodily function.



  by Cäptain Babuu on Thursday, October

TYPES OF PENISES AND BREASTS... HAHAHA...

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age -
in her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."

by Cäptain Babuu on Saturday, October

JOKE OF THE DAY... HAHAHA

After having failed his exam in"Logistics and Organizati on", Kim goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Kim: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!

Kim: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an"A"for the exam.

Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?

Kim: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give Kim an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an"A", as agreed.

Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his class, Matata, and asks him the same question.

Matata immediately answers,"Sir, you see, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an"A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical."

The professor fainted.!

by Cäptain Babuu on Monday, October

SEX TIPS.... MUST READ

• What You Need To Know
• Use the erogenous zones to your advantage - like the back to the right of the spine.
• Take your time when you're down below.
• It's scientifically proven that warmer feet lead to more orgasms.

Put On Musky Cologne
Smell is the strongest of the five senses when it comes to sexual functioning for two reasons: First, since anything musky mimics testosterone, it’ll kick her libido into high gear. Baby powder can have a similar effect by activating her “scent print,” which links babies to procreation. Second, because smell, sex and memory centers share close quarters in the brain, the scent of arousal leaves the most lasting impression. The second she gets a whiff of your musky cologne, she’ll be transported back to the last time she smelled it on your body.

Warm Up Her Feet
Every guy knows that when a woman hits the sack she loves to wedge her cold feet between his legs to warm up. Warm feet do more to make a woman physically comfortable than just about anything else -- even more so if you want her completely naked, which is not likely to happen if she’s cold, even with the lights off. What most of you probably didn’t realize was the importance of warm feet in increasing the likelihood of her experiencing an orgasm. According to Dutch scientists from the University of Groningen, the odds are increased by 30%. Maybe leaving the socks on isn’t such a bad idea after all. If you want to try something sexier, a foot massage with a warming gel can do wonders, especially if you concentrate on the pads of her toes and the webbing in between, which are linked to her nether zones according to reflexology charts. Moreover, lips, hands, feet, and genitals get the lion’s share of brain space, where feet and genital centers are neighbors, making them share sexy information. Why else do you think women call shoe shopping “retail therapy” -- especially when they’re not getting any at home and feeling bummed out? So socks or stilettos, you choose, as long as they’re keeping her tootsies warm.

Focus On Her 10 O’clock And 2 O’clock
When zoning in between her legs, just as you appreciate her indulging more than just your package, she’d like you to go for more than her hood ornament. If you run your tongue around her clitoral head, concentrating on the 10 o’ clock and 2 o’clock marks on either side, and then gently slip your tongue beneath the hood, you’ll have her moaning from the intensity. While bang-on is too sensitive, those two sweet spots will make sure that she takes a licking and keeps on ticking, thanks to the bulbs hidden just beneath. The best way to pull off this maneuver is to have her straddle your face as you lay comfortably on your back. She’ll get to lean into the headboard so she can drive the action with ease, since you’ve put her in the driver's seat.

Kiss The Right Side Of Her Spine
Touch on the right side of a woman’s spine makes her melt more so than the left side, perhaps because the left side of the braincontrols her right side and it's the logical side that can talk her into anything. Whether you’re kissing her there, stroking her or gently teasing her with a tickler, just make sure your moves are curvy. You’ll cover more mileage, not to mention get better mileage out of your touch, since it’s significantly more intense than a straight touch.

Climax Trickery
Time for you to take your tricks for a test drive. With all that attention, her skin will be flushed, her pupils dilated, parts of her shaking, and those she can steady, she’ll be pushing into you -- until she’s done and can’t take anymore, that is. Now that’s how to make her orgasm for real and, trust us, you'll be able to tell the difference.

by Cäptain Babuu on Saturday, September

THE INBOX SEX

You've heard the Muturi and Nicole story, imagine they were to have inbox sex:

Muturi: Hello.What
do you look like?
Nicole: I am
wearing a red silk
blouse and a
miniskirt and high
heels. My
measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like?
Muturi: I'm 6'3"
and about 110kgs. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Gikomba. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of tomato sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny.
Nicole: I want you. Would you like to screwme?
Muturi: OK.
Nicole: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling
bulge.
Muturi: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to
sweat.
Nicole: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Muturi: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Nicole: I'm moaning softly.
Muturi: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Nicole: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Muturi: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidently rip a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Nicole: That's OK, it wasn't really too
expensive.
Muturi: I'll pay for it.
Nicole: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Muturi: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Nicole: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp.
The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Muturi: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Nicole: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Muturi: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Nicole: I'm running my fingers through your hair.
Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Muturi: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit.
Nicole: What?
Muturi: I'm so sorry. Really.
Nicole: I'm wiping your spit off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Muturi: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Nicole: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Muturi: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Nicole: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Muturi: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.
Nicole: What's the matter?
Muturi: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Nicole: Are you OK?
Muturi: I'm having a coughing fit.
Nicolf: Can I help?
Muturi: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Nicole: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Muturi: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Nicole: Come back to me, lover.
Muturi: I'm washing the cup now.
Nicole: I'm on the bed, aching for you.
Muturi: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait,
it's dark. I'm lost.
Where's the bedroom.
Nicole: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Muturi: I found it.
Nicole: I'm tugging off your pants. I'm
moaning. I want you so badly.
Muturi: Me too.
Nicole: Your pants are off. I kiss you
passionately - our
naked bodies pressing against each other.
Muturi: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Nicole: Why don't you take off you glasses?
Muturi: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Nicole: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Muturi: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Nicole: Hurry back, lover.
Muturi: I find the
bathroom. It's
dark. I'm feeling
around for the
toilet. I lift the lid.
Nicole: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.Nicole: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Muturi: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Nicole: What's the matter now?

Muturi: I've realized that I've peed into your bathtub. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Nicole: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Muturi: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing.

Nicole: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Muturi: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Nicole: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide it in! Screw me now!

Muturi: I'm flaccid.

Nicole: What?

Muturi: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Nicole: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Muturi: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses
and see what's wrong.

Nicole: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse.

Muturi: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Nicole: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Muturi: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Nicole: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Muturi: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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