A PROMISE OF LOVE......!!

I PROMISE to compliment & appreciate YOU::::

I PROMISE to honer your thoughts & FEELINGS::::

I PROMISE to stand by your through thick & thin::::

I PROMISE to treat you as an EQUAL::::

I PROMISE to accept your uniqueness::::

I PROMISE to VALUE the way we complement each other::::

I PROMISE to spend QUALITY time with you::::

I PROMISE to express my deep down LOVE in many ways::::

I PROMISE to see excitement,, fund & the magic of LOVE & LIFE with you:::::

I PROMISE to love you & my self unconditionally:::::

I PROMISE to cherish you with all my HEART:::::

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

THE MISSING COCK (Mind your language.....)

A preacher lost his
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.

The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I mean, who, amongst you saw a cock last night?" All women
in the church stood up including his 13-year old
daughter.

The priest started to blush when he realized what
implications that will Have on his image. He then said, "No, no, no.
What I mean is, who in the Last two weeks in this church, has seen my
cock?"

All the nuns stood up and the preacher collapsed.