Intro:
Woohhhhh
Confident inna yuh, Jah Jah
Cool yuh nah go mek wi, suffa
Enemies try, dem haffi skatta and batta and flatta
Chorus:
Protect me people Jah
Nuh mek dem caught inna crossfire
Protect me nation Jah Jah
Cah wi nuh waan mi nuh long to nuh slaughta
Protect me people Jah
A Babylon start this wildfire
Protect me nation Jah Jah, Jah
Protect me nation Jah Jah
Verse 1:
Downtown, a nuh playground, yah know
Whole heap a tension, trouble surround
Marcus prophecy I head a go roll
Mi wonda if prophecy a go unfold
Uptown,cyan go Downtown, yah know
All country people worried yah know
We needs have survival ???
War is inna Middlesex corn well I'm sorry
Fadda help wi
Some nuh have nuh heart and mercy(God father)
Fadda help wi
Preserve Jamaica beauty
Ah
Chorus:
Mi waan yuh protect me people Jah
Nuh mek dem caught inna crossfire
Protect me nation Jah Jah
Hey protect me people Jah Jah
Verse 2:
Hey
Look at di youth dem, watch dem
Cah di beast have a system, fi trap dem
Di police and di thugs a yuh children
A yuh alone have authority fi judge dem
Coulda go suffa fi bad
Di place a go mad
Nuh mek it get bad like over Bahgdad
When politics fail and religion fail
A di most high alone we hail
Chorus:
Protect yuh people Jah
Nuh mek dem caught inna crossfire
Protect me people Jah Jah
Cah wi nuh waan mi nuh long to nuh slaughta
Protect yuh people Jah
A Babylon start this wildfire
Protect yuh people Jah Jah, Jah Jah Jah
(Protect yuh people Jah Jah) Jah Jah
Repeat verse 1
Chorus
Woman With World's Largest Vagina Ready to Give It Another Go
In a tell-all interview, the woman with the world's largest vagina said she wants to enjoy what remains of her career as much as possible, and if that means her box doesn't reach The Spoof's top stories box as often as it used to, that's okay with her.
"I already knew the window for its career could be short. I just didn't know how short," said the owner of a lower reproductive tract widely known for its incredible girth - that has already suffered serious injuries and gone under the knife during its brief career.
She said her vagina's limelight began to fade at The Spoof when it was upstaged by real celebrity vaginas, like those of Britney Spears, and later Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.
After that, even celebrities like Rob Pattinson and Adam Lambert started stealing the spotlight despite their apparent lack of vaginas, leaving her ponderous poontang virtually closed for business at The Spoof.
Nevertheless, stubborn writers continued to cast the hapless megatwat in increasingly outlandish scenarios, trying to recapture its glory days, which inevitably took its toll.
Following a critically acclaimed six-month tour of The World's Largest Vagina Monologues -- during which guest celebrities that included Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell performed monologues from within the confines of her lower reproductive tract -- she was diagnosed with vaginal hyperextension, as well as the world's largest yeast infection.
This led to a series of complicated surgeries and treatments, after which she retreated to convalesce at her home in West Vagina.
But, she says she's been getting her almost-as-good-as-new, oversized orifice warmed up, and she's ready to give it another go.
"The last two or three days, it's felt as good as it's ever felt," she noted.
Despite this, she admitted that she normally wakes up in the morning with a pain in her vagina, and she has to be careful for the first 45 minutes or so to make sure she loosens it up correctly. The canal leading to her uterus "isn't as moist as it used to be, and it's still barking at me a little," she noted.
She recognizes that overuse likely played a role in the ineffectiveness of many stories featuring her supersized slit, she said, and she knows that even though her vagina feels great, she still has to be careful about letting writers overuse it.
"They'll keep at it 'til readership has gone bone dry. It's best for writers of both sexes not to force things. On the other hand, if they go with the flow, I just may find myself riding a series of peaks and valleys until they finally hit that sweet spot, which means they'll get to climax with me in the top position!
"Until then," said the woman with the world's largest vagina, "they're all just hacks as far as I'm concerned."
And probably even after that, as far as everyone else is concerned.
"I already knew the window for its career could be short. I just didn't know how short," said the owner of a lower reproductive tract widely known for its incredible girth - that has already suffered serious injuries and gone under the knife during its brief career.
She said her vagina's limelight began to fade at The Spoof when it was upstaged by real celebrity vaginas, like those of Britney Spears, and later Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.
After that, even celebrities like Rob Pattinson and Adam Lambert started stealing the spotlight despite their apparent lack of vaginas, leaving her ponderous poontang virtually closed for business at The Spoof.
Nevertheless, stubborn writers continued to cast the hapless megatwat in increasingly outlandish scenarios, trying to recapture its glory days, which inevitably took its toll.
Following a critically acclaimed six-month tour of The World's Largest Vagina Monologues -- during which guest celebrities that included Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell performed monologues from within the confines of her lower reproductive tract -- she was diagnosed with vaginal hyperextension, as well as the world's largest yeast infection.
This led to a series of complicated surgeries and treatments, after which she retreated to convalesce at her home in West Vagina.
But, she says she's been getting her almost-as-good-as-new, oversized orifice warmed up, and she's ready to give it another go.
"The last two or three days, it's felt as good as it's ever felt," she noted.
Despite this, she admitted that she normally wakes up in the morning with a pain in her vagina, and she has to be careful for the first 45 minutes or so to make sure she loosens it up correctly. The canal leading to her uterus "isn't as moist as it used to be, and it's still barking at me a little," she noted.
She recognizes that overuse likely played a role in the ineffectiveness of many stories featuring her supersized slit, she said, and she knows that even though her vagina feels great, she still has to be careful about letting writers overuse it.
"They'll keep at it 'til readership has gone bone dry. It's best for writers of both sexes not to force things. On the other hand, if they go with the flow, I just may find myself riding a series of peaks and valleys until they finally hit that sweet spot, which means they'll get to climax with me in the top position!
"Until then," said the woman with the world's largest vagina, "they're all just hacks as far as I'm concerned."
And probably even after that, as far as everyone else is concerned.
10 Cool Facts About The Human Body
Our bodies are truly amazing things. Using these vessels every day, we sometimes forget just how amazing they are. However, the human body is a truly revolutionary machine of evolution and while we don’t have wings, armor, venom, or claws, there are some truly cool things about our bodies.
1. You Can Live Without Many of Your Internal Organs
Many of us think that if we were to lose one of our internal organs, we would die immediately, and while this is true for the heart, it is not so true for other internal organs. In fact, you can remove your spleen, one kidney, one lung, as well as 75 percent of your liver, 80 percent of your intestines and most of the organs located in your pelvis and groin area. That’s right, all of those organs can disappear and you will still be functioning. You may not function so well, and you may not live for as long as you hoped, but yes, you can live without those organs.
2. The Death of Hundreds of Millions
Each minute, our body is dying, this is a fact. Each time 60 seconds has passed by; our body has lost 300,000,000 cells. Yep, that’s right, that many cells, which amount to the population of the United States, die in our bodies every single minute. While this may seem like a lot of dying cells, and you would think our bodies would decay within hours, there are more cells being born than dying in our bodies. Each day, 10 to 50 trillion (50,000,000,000,000) cells are replaced in our body.
3. Your Hair Is the Superman of the Body
When we say your hair is the Superman of the body, what we mean is that your hair is pretty much indestructible. Hair decays at an extremely slow rate and that means hair often stays around longer than most other parts of your body. In fact, mummies that date back thousands of years still have hair on their heads. Changes in climate, humidity and temperature can’t hurt your hair, and neither can many different varieties of acids and chemicals. The only real weakness your hair has is to fire, which is probably because your hair is made up of so much carbon.
4. Beware the Power of Stomach Acids
Your stomach is a very powerful part of your body. The stomach acids that sit inside of our stomach are so strong that they can dissolve zinc. You would think that such a strong acid would eat through our body in seconds, but our stomach lining actually renews itself so fast that there is not enough time for the acid to eat through the lining. If it was not for this renewing capacity, we would have a large hole in our body within minutes.
5. Your Lungs, Bones and Nails!
Here are essentially three facts in one. First, your lungs are full of tiny blood vessels called capillaries. In both your lungs, there are 300,000 million capillaries and if you were to take all of these capillaries and lay them out end-to-end, they would stretch for 1,500 miles. Second, we can break our bones but our bones are actually quite strong. One block of bone the size of a matchbox can support the weight of nine tones, which is actually four times as much weight as concrete can hold. Third, your fingernails are constantly growing and if you lose a fingernail, it will take roughly half a year for the nail to grow back from the base to the tip.
6. We Grow Every Night
Yes, that’s right, every single night your body grows by a little bit. It is estimated that the human body grows about one-third of an inch while you sleep because your cartilage discs are squeezed by the force of gravity when you are standing or sitting. So, when you wake up and start walking, your height shrinks back down to your normal height.
7. Nature’s Filter
Your kidneys help to get rid of toxins from our bodies and without our kidneys, both of them, we would die. The reason for this is the amazing filter capacity of kidneys. Each kidney contains one million filters. This means your body has two million individual filters in it, which filter out 1.3 liters of blood per minute and expel 1.4 liters of urine per day!
Without this vitally important filtering, our bodies would quickly fill with toxins and we would soon find ourselves very sick and very close to death. This is why people whose kidneys have failed need to be hooked up to kidney dialysis machines.
Without this vitally important filtering, our bodies would quickly fill with toxins and we would soon find ourselves very sick and very close to death. This is why people whose kidneys have failed need to be hooked up to kidney dialysis machines.
8. Our Bodies Are Hot, Hot, Hot!
The human body is one big energy producing machine. When you look at a picture of the human body with infrared technology, all you see is radiating heat. That heat is generated within our bodies and it helps to keep us alive. In fact, the human body generates so much heat that in only 30 minutes, the average body gives off enough heat (throughout the entire body) to bring half a gallon of water to boil. That may not seem like much given you can boil water in only a few minutes on the stove, but remember that your body is boiling this water by doing nothing but what it does every day; keep you alive!
9. We Are Visual Beings
We are visual beings because of the amount of information we process through our eyes, rather than through other senses. While bats may process most of their information through their ears, we process 90 percent of all our information through our eyes. The other 10 percent of the information is processed by our other four senses of touch, taste, smell and sound.
10. Breaking the Speed Limit
Our bodies do not move as fast as other animals, the cheetah for example, but we can exceed 100 miles per hour with something; our sneezes. When we sneeze, we expel air from our nose and mouth at the whopping speed of 100 miles per hour. That is pretty fast considering that it is coming out of our face and many may wonder why we do not blow our nose clean off with that kind of force.
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