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BEST THINGS ARE FELT IN THE HEART

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband.

For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom,

and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she
wanted.
As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring.
Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study.
Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her.
He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible,
with the wife's name embossed in gold.
Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, 'With all your
money you give me a Bible?' And stormed out of the house, leaving her
husband.

Many years passed and the lady was very successful in business. She

managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family,
but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she
should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.
But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram
telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed
all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately
and take care of things.
When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and
regret filled her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband's
important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it
years before.
With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. Her

ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11,
'And if you, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children,
how much more shall your Heavenly Father, who is in heaven,
give what is good to those who ask Him?'
As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of
the Bible. It had a diamond ring, with her name engraved on it --
the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom.
On the tag was the date of her birth, and the words.'LUV U ALWAYS'. How many times do we miss God's blessings, because they are notpackaged as we expected?


IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKAGED THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKAGED THE WAY IT IS.
ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS;
THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO BIGGER & BETTER THINGS.
'The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.'

Posted by Sherrysha Monique Omashe on facebook

Yes, Google really should worry about Facebook

The algorithm is the key to success.

That's how Google replaced Yahoo as the Web's best search engine in 1998. Google became the font of the online world's information by both finding more information online than any other search engine, and by figuring out what of it was the most important to the Web's users. Google algorithmically connected the Web to people.
Facebook, by contrast, has always been about connecting people to each other, but as the the latest version of the Facebook platform illustrates, the company is now about using that information to do what Google has traditionally done: connect people not just to each other, but to things, ideas, and media.

The algorithm is a big part of today's announcement at the F8 developers' conference. The algorithm can determine what you're likely to like based on who you like, what you do, where you go, which apps you use (and how), and so forth--all of which is information that Facebook will now collect through its own service and all the apps that are being built to run on it.

Google also knows what you do online, but it doesn't have close to the same depth of personal information that Facebook has, for two reasons. First, Google's core service, search, is a way station, not a destination. Google knows where you're going because you transit the site and because you may be tipping it off through your browser's search bar or through ads on the sites you visit. But Facebook is a destination. People go to Facebook and stay there. And communicate. And like. And so on. All the while, Facebook collects the data.
Second, Facebook knows who your friends are. In addition to the fact that you tell it this when you "friend" people, how and with whom you communicate on the site is more data that Facebook's algorithm can use to classify your connections to other people. When you respond to what Facebook is now calling "lightweight engagement" activities in the Ticker--when you decide to listen to a song alongside a friend, for example--Facebook files away this information, building, bit by bit, a dossier on your preferences and the people who are most likely to influence you.
For advertisers, this data is more valuable than Google's. Facebook will be able to cluster likely interest groups together and sell marketers access to those people. The company will be able to work with media companies to make advertising on their pages more effective. This is a serious and credible threat to Google's position as the Web's premier advertising provider.
For users, Facebook will, probably quickly, learn what each of us is likely to like by watching what we do on the site. This will help solve a big problem on a Web overloaded with novel information: discovery. By mining the "data exhaust" collected from the activities, links, likes, and so on that we all generate, Facebook should be able to predict, with increasing accuracy, what we're most likely to engage with, be it music or grocery ingredients.


If Facebook gets this wrong, users will continue to complain about the new design of the site as being too cluttered and confusing. But if the algorithm starts to feed people links to things they like but didn't know they'd like, it means the algorithm is working and Facebook is on its way to becoming the source of the most valuable information on the Web: who likes what, who they influence, and how to reach the people most likely to influence others (hint: go through their friends).
It's scary to see one single company own this database, but Facebook is coating this pill in sweet candy. We will find music we love through it. We will connect with friends to go on hikes with it. We will learn things from publications using Facebook because we see our friends reading them. And we'll make the whole thing easier for our friends, and Facebook itself. But stuffing Timelines full of personal resumes of preferences and activities.
There will likely be privacy missteps along the way, as Facebook turns on the algorithm and makes the data available to more developers through its platform. One might be tempted to step away from Facebook or to try hard to not engage with the flow of attractive links and media that comes through it. But I think it's going to be hard for people to say no to what Facebook will soon be offering.

ABOVE (( Mark Zuckerberg describes how Facebook will connect people to media based on the strengths of their connections to other people.
(Credit: James Martin/CNET))


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THIS MUST BE A JOKE......but hey!!! Its becoming true

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down... ..You'll love this ...

Better sex Are you interested in having better sex with her?

Proceed with caution
Do not criticize your wife. This will have a negative effect. You must be very gentle with your wife. Remember, it's not what you say but how you say it. Be honest about how you feel. Let your wife know that you would like to try new things in the bedroom such as a new position. Make suggestions. Just remember to be very gentle with your approach and avoid making your wife feel inadequate.
Don't be pushy
Once you have spoke with your wife about how you feel don't keep bringing it back up. Say how you feel, make a few suggestions and then give her some time. Your wife will need time because her feelings may be a little hurt by the fact that she is not pleasing you in the bedroom. She will need a little time to herself before she will feel comfortable trying out some of the suggestions you have made.
Be a good listener
Most men automatically think their wives are no longer attached to them sexually. Although this can sometimes be the case, often times it is not. A woman's body goes through an unbelievable amount of changes. Some women as they get older become fearful of showing off their bodies. Your wife may also be going through menopause or have a medical condition that is affecting her sex drive. It is important to talk to your wife but more important to listen.

Give her a gift
If you are still unsure of how to approach the topic of sex with your wife you might consider giving her a gift that lets her know where you are coming from. For instance you could give her a book with different sexual positions or a new sexy outfit. Besides being a nice gesture giving a gift is also a great way to spark up a conversation. This could make it a little bit easier for you to talk to your wife about your sexual wants and needs. In short, don't avoid talking to your wife about sex. Just remember to be gentle and above all be a good listener.
.........by a FAN (NAME WITHELD)

MY FRIDAY STORY WITH FAITH AND VISION

The Catalina Island is twenty-one miles away from the coast of California, and many people have taken the challenge to swim across it. On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina Island to swim across to the California coast. She started well and on course, but later fatigue set in, and the weather became cold. She persisted, but fifteen hours later, numb and cold, she asked to be taken out of the water.

After she recovered, she was told that she had been pulled out only half a mile away from the coast. She commented that she could have made it, if the fog had not affected her vision and she would have just seen the land. She promised that this would be the only time that she would ever quit.

She went back to her rigorous training. And two months later she swam that same channel. The same thing happened. The fatigue set in, and the fog obscured herview, but this time she swam with faith and vision of the land in her mind. She knew that somewhere behind the fog was land. She succeeded and became the first woman to swim the Catalina Channel. She even broke the
men's record by two hours.

MY ONE AND ONLY!! (poem)

My bear
my dear
i swear
2 turn your fear
2 courage
to turn your failure
into added advantage
and to turn
your stress
into relief

My bear
my dear
you are a treasure
one without measure
i value you
The place value of you
is ONES
Yes my one
one and only
you fill my heart wholly


My bear
my dear
back then you were my vision
now you are my mission
your name is my invocation
I'll give you every kind of ovation
give you the undivided devotion
coz at the moment,you're my addiction
i cant possibly stop ,coz you are my destination
am on my way 2 your direction
i will only quit after showing you my affection!


My one
one and only

by Nelas Aginga, KU kenya

INFLUX FOUNDATION (C.E.O Influx Swagga)

With the heart of charity, Influx Swagga a Kenyan Musician, actor, model and writer decided to give back to the community. That’s how the Influx Foundation was formed in 2008. He may not have had much to give but he was quite sure that he shared the dream with a million other charity hearten. It is managed by Jamox talent Network, the reach out arm of the Jamox Complex since they have a better chance of getting to his potential beneficiaries.
The beneficiaries of this foundation must be less-privileged and extremely talented. They are people who can never afford to showcase their talents to the world, simply because they lack the platform. He believes that this people have a second life to live. They did not choose how to live and given a chance, they can choose a better life. This foundation does not limit talent, but the beneficiary must at least have a sports, creative arts and performing arts talent to qualify. Different beneficiaries have different needs. We may decide to empower the beneficiary to meet the market standards and forward them to the market as per what we find his/her need is, this is the principle of not just giving fish, but teaching them how to fish. We are also highly investing in education because Influx believes it is the key to success and a major formula to poverty elimination in Africa. He says that an educated person can never be compared to another person who has never experienced a prison of the four walls of a classroom, even though this is limited by the age factor.
 
Influx Swagga founder and president of Influx foundation
 
When Mrs. Elizabeth Hassan wrote a letter to him on her willingness to donate 10.8 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling for charity in Africa, he had to form a new base for the foundation even though it did not undo its initial plan of helping only the extremely talented. This fund was derived from Mrs. E. Hassan’s husband (The great Sir Hassan) vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank in UK. She was dying of cancerous ailment and she had no children. “I have decided to donate this funds to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down- trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially” she wrote. The foundation took it her way to include even older beneficiaries in the list. Nobody knows what happened to Mrs. Hassan after she had linked the Influx foundation to her attorney Mr. Barrister J. Robinson But the fund did not make it to Kenya.
Influx did not give up on this foundation; he sets the standards to other celebrities to give back to the community. He has donated a 20% of the sales of his three music albums (Ndani Yangu, Swagga Flani and Last Episode) to the foundation. He will also donate the same percentage to the foundation on publishing of his books (Enslaved In freedom, Blood Murder and My Money In Your Bank).
He also welcomes anybody who wants to donate towards this Foundation on the account No.0330193299543 Equity bank Kenya. Or M - pesa on 0722294481.(Followed by an Sms stating your Name and your Physical Address) or use paypal link provided below.

Hotest Skiza Tunes from influx swagga: Chokoza rpy 7023209,Hitback 7023208, Nilijua utacall 7023206, Nikubalie 7023207, Siku za mwizi 7023205,Wakenya 7023204. Start with skiza then the code and sent to 811. This appies to safaricom users onlyeg: skiza 7023208. send to 811

Influx Swagga Biography


Hotest Skiza Tunes from influx swagga: 

Chokoza reply 7023209,
Hitback 7023208, 
Nilijua utacall 7023206, 
Nikubalie 7023207, 
Siku za mwizi 7023205,
Wakenya 7023204. Start with skiza then the code and sent to 811. This applies to safaricom users only eg: skiza 7023208. send to 811


About Him
Music hit his heart at a tender age of 12. He is from a family of music way from his Great grandparents coming to face with the fact that his grandfather was given a (free) wife when he impressed her father with music. This great talent was passed to his father. He has composed pieces that have been performed to the levels of presidential ceremonies in state house. Then, he comes in, with a multiplication of talents: a rapper, writer, model and actor. He is still known as the king of the undefined. He was like a good boy gone bad in the eyes of many after he started going the hiphop way which was unacceptable in Kenya back then. He loves doing his thing to the best of his ability. Musically, he has a crazy slogan of “Mziki N afanyia Justice Bila Hata Practice,” which means, “I do justice to music even without practice.” He has the fastest exploding fan base across the world simply because his Music goes beyond the limits of style and the fact that he is multi talented. That’s the definition of INFLUX SWAGGA.

He  recorded with Calif Records before going in full time recording and performing with sonic sounds entertainment in Kenya. Since, Influx has raised his album belt count to three,(Now Recording His 4th – “Wazito” which is a Swahili word meaning Heavy People) with his first album “Ndani Yangu” a successful count. Swagga Flani and Last Episode are albums that have taken the market by storm with their songs rising to the top of Music charts in Kenyan Fm radio stations. He becomes the first Kenyan artiste to release a successful double album. He brings together great music styles like Hiphop, RnB, reggae, Genge, Kapuka among others forming a universal uniting style of Unganika Music, driven from a Swahili word which means unity. Besides Music, he is also a top actor, model, and writer having written Enslaved In freedom, Blood Murder and My Money In Your Bank.(now writing Face To Face With Fame)
The artiste also runs a Foundation which goes under his Name (The Influx Foundation) where he is the president and founder. He has donated 20% of his talent income to this foundation including Music albums, Movie and book sales, modeling and advertising commissions and other hidden income which comes with talent. This foundation helps the less-privileged but extremely talented. It focuses on education for the African Kid and also building their lives to better their future with the slogan of Talent for a better Africa. He is also the president of the Multi – Billion project of the Jamox Complex which has five major elements (departments) including the Jamox Talent Network, Jamox wear, Swaggahood , Jamox  Edit and Jamox Securities.

By the time he was 17 years old, he had won the hearts of many in live performances and talent shows. He then landed at Clemmos studio Calif Records the home of Genge music hence acquiring the famous Genge extension as INFLUX GENGE. He managed to record and published two songs from calif records, ongea dada and promise which brought a certain extra ordinary sensation earning him a mass of fans across the world and latter leading to his nomination for the most promising African artiste in a Germany awards.He then noticed he was beyond his annual plan of having an album before the end of the year and started a record label Jamox International Edit (J.I.E) under the multi-billion project of the Jamox Complex and released a mini album of the Ndani yangu album with his record label.
Sonic sound then noticed his potential of greater heights and signed him up. There, He compled and publishing the full version of the Ndani Yangu album(which has been withdrawn from the market for reloading). The album contained hit songs like Ongea Dada and promise by Calif records, Pamoja and no longer from sonic sounds then Wazim and last night from J.I.E.
While in sonic sound he Recorded two albums simultaneously, “Swagga Flani and Last Episode” Swagga Flani is a dedication to Kenya, his mother land having Included the Instrumental Version of the national anthem. Other songs featured are a various artiste song called Mabadiliko, Nikubalie, Mr President and Nayo Nayo a song with has brought him to limelight lately. It features songs that can be listens across the ages.

Last Episode is another album full of controversy; This album is a dedication to all his TRUE FANS. It features songs like Chokoza reply ft Ejay a song replied to the original version Of chokoza by Evril and Marya, nilijua utacall, Utakuja Lini, Ndiyo hiyo ft Pattonee, Roll dj feat Keygun who is also a producer with sonic sounds and kwachua a song with has ruled the Kenyan charts for the last not less than 18 months among others. This album mainly features music for the urban youth and clubbing.  No other Kenyan artiste has ever managed to do a double album; he is the first and most probably the last.

BIRTH REAL NAME: AUGUSTINE MBII KAVINDU
NATIONALITY: KENYAN
D O B:31ST AUGUST 1987

MC Influx Swagga Fulani

He is from a very humble beginning; Call it from nothing to a big thing. He is like a bad boy gone good in the eyes of many though he plays a confusing character in that. He is also called the king of the undefined. He loves doing his thing to the best of his ability. Musically, he has a crazy slogan of “Mziki Nafanyia Justice Bila Hata Practice” he has the fastest exploding fan base across the world simply because his Music goings beyond the limits of style and the fact that he is multi talented. That’s the definition of INFLUX SWAGGA.

Biography

The artiste also runs a Foundation which goes under his Name (The Influx Foundation) where he is the president and founder. He has donated 20% of his talent income to this foundation including Music albums, Movie and book sales, modeling and advertising commissions and other hidden income which comes with talent. This foundation helps the less-privileged but extremely talented. It focuses on their education and building their lives to better their future. He is also the president of the Multi – Billion project of the Jamox Complex a company with five major elements (departments) including the Jamox Talent Network, Jamox wear, Swaggahood (also called Jamox International Edit) and other two Major Elements withheld from the public domain to facilitate the growth of The Jamox and to be implemented in the near future.

Career History

He is the president of the Jamox Complex. He is is a model with versatile models company kenya when it comes to modeling. He is a director, writer and an actor when you talk about movies and series. He is a writer in novels and books having successfully written “Blood Murder”, and best of all a top musician/rapper in kenya. HIS MUSIC CAREER Music hit his heart at a tender age of 12. He did not showcase his talent at that time because the music he loved was by that time associated with prostitution and thuggery. By the time he was 17 years old, he had won the hearts of many in live performances and talent shows. He then landed at Clemmos studio Calif Records the home of Genge music hence acquiring the famous Genge extension as INFLUX GENGE. He managed to record and publish two hit song from calif records, ongea dada and promise which brought a certain extra ordinary sensation earning him a mass of fans across the world and latter leading to his nomination for the most promising African artiste in a Germany awards. He then noticed he was beyond his annual plan of having a album before the end of the year and started a record label Jamox International Edit.(J.I.E). under the multi-billion project of the Jamox Complex. He released a mini album of the Ndani yangu album with his record label.Sonic sound then noticed his potential of going to the greatest heights and signed him up , there by completing and publishing the full version of the ndani yangu album. The album contained hit songs like ongea dada and promise by calif records, pamoja and no longer from sonic sounds and last night from J.I.E. While in sonic sound he Recorded two albums simultaneously, “Swagga fulani and Last Episode” swagga fulani features the national anthem and the loyalty pledge. Other songs featured are a various artiste song called mabadiliko, nilijua utacall, nikubalie, mr president and nayo nayo a song with has brought him to limelight lately. Last Episode is another album full of controversy, he refuses to reveal weather as the name suggests, he may never record any other album in his life time. This album is a dedication to all his TRUE FANS. It features songs like utakuja lini, ndiyo hiyo, roll dj and kwachua a song with has ruled the kenyan chats for at least four months among others. No other kenyan artiste has ever managed to do a double album, he is the first and most probably the last.







Influx swagga skiza codes

Hotest Skiza Tunes from influx swagga:
Chokoza reply 7023209,
Hitback 7023208,
Nilijua utacall 7023206,
Nikubalie 7023207,
Siku za mwizi 7023205,
Wakenya 7023204. Start with skiza then the code and sent to 811. This applies to safaricom users only eg: skiza 7023208. send to 811

influx Swagga Fulani

Artist Bio

Music hit his heart at a tender age of 12. He is from a family of music way from his Great grandparents coming to face with the fact that his grandfather was given a (free) wife when he impressed her father with music. This great talent was passed to his father. He has composed pieces that have been performed to the levels of presidential ceremonies in state house. Then, he comes in, with a multiplication of talents: a rapper, writer, model and actor. He is still known as the king of the undefined. He was like a good boy gone bad in the eyes of many after he started going the hiphop way which was unacceptable in Kenya back then. He loves doing his thing to the best of his ability. Musically, he has a crazy slogan of “Mziki N afanyia Justice Bila Hata Practice,” which means, “I do justice to music even without practice.” He has the fastest exploding fan base across the world simply because his Music goes beyond the limits of style and the fact that he is multi talented. That’s the definition of INFLUX SWAGGA.

More About Influx Swagga 

He  recorded with Calif Records before going in full time recording and performing with sonic sounds entertainment in Kenya. Since, Influx has raised his album belt count to three,(Now Recording His 4th – “Wazito” which is a Swahili word meaning Heavy People) with his first album “Ndani Yangu” a successful count. Swagga Flani and Last Episode are albums that have taken the market by storm with their songs rising to the top of Music charts in Kenyan Fm radio stations. He becomes the first Kenyan artiste to release a successful double album. He brings together great music styles like Hiphop, RnB, reggae, Genge, Kapuka among others forming a universal uniting style of Unganika Music, driven from a Swahili word which means unity. Besides Music, he is also a top actor, model, and writer having written Enslaved In freedom, Blood Murder and My Money In Your Bank.(now writing Face To Face With Fame)


The artiste also runs a Foundation which goes under his Name (The Influx Foundation) where he is the president and founder. He has donated 20% of his talent income to this foundation including Music albums, Movie and book sales, modeling and advertising commissions and other hidden income which comes with talent. This foundation helps the less-privileged but extremely talented. It focuses on education for the African Kid and also building their lives to better their future with the slogan of Talent for a better Africa. He is also the president of the Multi – Billion project of the Jamox Complex which has five major elements (departments) including the Jamox Talent Network, Jamox wear, Swaggahood , Jamox  Edit and Jamox Securities.


By the time he was 17 years old, he had won the hearts of many in live performances and talent shows. He then landed at Clemmos studio Calif Records the home of Genge music hence acquiring the famous Genge extension as INFLUX GENGE. He managed to record and published two songs from calif records, ongea dada and promise which brought a certain extra ordinary sensation earning him a mass of fans across the world and latter leading to his nomination for the most promising African artiste in a Germany awards.He then noticed he was beyond his annual plan of having an album before the end of the year and started a record label Jamox International Edit (J.I.E) under the multi-billion project of the Jamox Complex and released a mini album of the Ndani yangu album with his record label.
Sonic sound then noticed his potential of greater heights and signed him up. There, He compled and publishing the full version of the Ndani Yangu album(which has been withdrawn from the market for reloading). The album contained hit songs like Ongea Dada and promise by Calif records, Pamoja and no longer from sonic sounds then Wazim and last night from J.I.E.
While in sonic sound he Recorded two albums simultaneously, “Swagga Flani and Last Episode” Swagga Flani is a dedication to Kenya, his mother land having Included the Instrumental Version of the national anthem. Other songs featured are a various artiste song called Mabadiliko, Nikubalie, Mr President and Nayo Nayo a song with has brought him to limelight lately. It features songs that can be listens across the ages.
Last Episode is another album full of controversy; This album is a dedication to all his TRUE FANS. It features songs like Chokoza reply ft Ejay a song replied to the original version Of chokoza by Evril and Marya, nilijua utacall, Utakuja Lini, Ndiyo hiyo ft Pattonee, Roll dj feat Keygun who is also a producer with sonic sounds and kwachua a song with has ruled the Kenyan charts for the last not less than 18 months among others. This album mainly features music for the urban youth and clubbing.  No other Kenyan artiste has ever managed to do a double album; he is the first and most probably the last.


MORE ABOUT HIM
Genres: Hip Hop / Genge / Unganika
Label: Sonic sounds
Management: Jamox Kenya
 



Facts about sex......!! Scientists say...

Scientists say

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes long. Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl receives 216 inches of penis or 18 feet of penis per intercourse.

If the average girl does it 3 times a week, (that makes 156 times annually) 156 x 18 feet of penis makes 2808 feet, or just over a half mile of penis per year.

If a girl starts having sex at 16, and since the average life span of a woman is 75, you could say that you could be getting 2808 feet of penis x 59 years of sex makes 165,672 feet, or 55,224 yards, or a little over 31 miles of penis in your lifetime.

10 Things You Didn't Know About Kissing Ladies get your Pen and Pad out. .and Get ready to take Notes.

Here are the "10 Things You Didn't Know About Kissing". .



1. There are tons of nerve endings. .in your lips (100 times more than in your fingertips!) that stimulate desire. That's why smooching before, during, and after sex can be extremely arousing and satisfying.



2. Forty Percent of men say that. .a really long, steamy kiss will get them immediately ready for sex. 


3. Pay attention to those "See Ya Later" pecks. If your guy routinely only gives you a quick kiss on the cheek when saying good-bye, it could be that he's guarded and doesn't emote easily. If this is a more recent development, it's a warning sign; he may be feeling ambivalent about the relationship.


4. Instantly turn up the kissing intimacy by. .closing the "A-frame": a smooching stance in which you and your guy are in the middle of a smooch but your hips are a mile apart. By pressing your hips together, the degree of desire quickly rises.


5. The Best way to kiss a guy's ear? Kiss and suck on his earlobe for a moment and then trace the outline of his ear with the tip of your tongue. (Bonus points if you whisper something naughty to him.)


6. Men initiate "Open-Mouth Kissing" to transfer libido-boosting testosterone to their partner. So when he's getting a little more aggressive, it's not just about his desire — he wants you to be a bit more amorous too.


7. Men are more than twice as likely. .to have sex with a bad kisser than are women.


8. When coy kisses Aren't Going To Cut It. .here's why you should let loose: Passionate kisses elevate your blood pressure and cause your heart to beat faster, getting you more excited, and making it easier for you to reach orgasm.


9. Fifty-Four Percent of women. .between the ages of 18 and 24 say they've kissed another girl. That number drops to 43 percent for those between 25 and 34.


10. During the middle ages people signed legal contracts. .by making an "X" on the document and then kissing it to pledge their honor. That's how XX became shorthand for a smooch.

Lessons From Suffering

More than a hundred years ago, a lonely, poor boy from Germany came to the United States. His first job was for four dollars a week as a helper in a tiny store in Ohio. Since the owner allowed him to sleep at night in a big packing case in the store without paying any rent, he was able to save one dollar a week.
His next job at a bank paid him eight dollars a week. Here he slept in a loft over the bank office and continued to save all he could.
One day he saw some musical instruments for sale that reminded him how he and his friend back in Germany used to make such instruments. So he sent his life's savings of $700 to his friends in Germany and had them ship a supply of their instruments. The first shipment sold very quickly. He sent for more and was on his way to becoming a successful businessman.
The business this boy started eventually manufactured such musical instruments as pianos, organs, music boxes, and player pianos. It became a multimillion dollar business. The boy's name? Rudolph Wurlitzer.
Chances are, had this boy not started out lonely and penniless, he wouldn't have achieved what he did. His difficult circumstances generated the motivation that made him successful.
Life's like that. Difficult times, economic hardships, business setbacks, sicknesses, sorrows, heartbreaks, and crises come to all of us at some time. When they do, we often feel like we've struck out and failed. However, the only real failure in life is not to get up one more time than we've been knocked down.

The Chinese have two characters
for the word 'crisis'. One means
danger; the other, opportunity.
The Chinese have two characters for the word "crisis". One means danger; the other, opportunity. How right they are! In every crisis there is a danger of being defeated or the opportunity for growth.
The question is: How can we turn crises and suffering into opportunities?
First, we need to realize that we have a choice. Our difficulties can make us bitter or better. They can become a stumbling block or a stepping stone. They can make us resentful or we can see in them an opportunity to be creative. The choice, however, is ours.
In ancient times people used an instrument called a tribulum. It was used to beat grain in order to divide the chaff from the wheat. It's the word from which we get our word "tribulation." In the development of human character it's tribulation that divides "the chaff from the wheat."
In the Bible it says, "We also rejoice in our sufferings because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope."1
Second, we need to accept and master our problems—not run from them.
Most of us remember the story of Daniel being thrown into the lions' den because of his religious convictions. Imagine what might have happened had Daniel denied his problem, or if he had rebelled—and justifiably so—against being thrown into the den and then struggled desperately to get out. The lions probably would have torn him to shreds in short order.
Daniel didn't even try to defend himself—against the authorities or the lions. As terrifying as it was, Daniel accepted his situation. I can imagine him thinking, "I'm in this predicament. I can't escape. How can I make the best of it?"
Undoubtedly, it was the acceptance of his situation as well as his faith in God that saved him. Note, though, his faith didn't save him from the lion's den. It saved him in it! That's the stuff of growth and maturity.

It is human nature to want to escape or run from suffering, but doing this doesn't help us grow and sometimes we learn too late that what we escaped to is worse than what we escaped from. Unfortunately, we rarely change or grow unless we are hurting sufficiently. This is why James wrote in the Bible, "Consider it pure joy, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything."2
Third. We need to face the causes. If there is one thing in life that I have learned, it is this: the problem is never the problem!
That is, what we blame our problem on is rarely the true cause. Often that's the symptom. For instance, my criticism of someone else may be caused more by my jealousy than by what that person did. My hurt feelings or anger at another person may be a reflection of my insecurity or unresolved hostility. I may unconsciously be looking for a peg to hand my anger on; that is, an excuse to blame somebody else for my unresolved problem.
Only as we become truly honest with ourselves and face the actual causes of our difficulties can we begin to resolve them. Jesus Christ expressed a universal principle when he said, "You will know the truth and the truth will set you free."3

The pain passes, but the
beauty remains—forever.
Fourth. To turn our crises into opportunities, we need to ask the question, "What might God be trying to say to me through my adverse circumstances?"
Remember, because he was in prison John Bunyan wrote his literary masterpiece, Pilgrim's Progress, and through rising above her severe handicaps Helen Keller became a great inspiration to millions.
And so it is with each of us. No matter what happens to us, God wants to use our suffering to strengthen us, to mature us, and to make us better persons.
If you are going through a time of sickness, sorrow, depression, financial setback, a broken relationship, or feel you have failed in some way, can you accept that God wants to use your suffering to help you grow and become closer to him? Can you ask him to help you see what you might be contributing to your situation, for the courage to do your part in resolving it, and through it help you to grow?
After a long winter, spring eventually comes and with it new leaves appear on the trees in all their refreshing beauty. In the summer they thrive. In the fall they die. But in dying their beauty is greater than in the spring. But the tree doesn't die. The falling leaves just make further growth possible. And that's the cycle of life-struggle, pain, beauty, growth.
Apparently, in his later years, Renoir, the famous French painter, suffered badly from arthritis. On one occasion his close friend, Matisse, questioned him, "My friend, why do you keep on painting when you are in so much pain?" To which Renoir thoughtfully replied, "The pain passes, but the beauty remains!"
For all who trust their life to God and ask him to use their struggles to help them grow, their pain, too, will pass, but their beauty will remain—forever. "Cast your cares on the Lord and he will sustain you; he will never let the righteous fall."4
Be sure to invest your pain. Don't waste it. Invest it wisely in your own growth and in the growth of others.

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An arab ws asked to give a speech to deaf n dumb pple. He gets up on stage squizd his breast touchd his dick and started mastabating. Organizers pulled him off stage and asked him what the hell he ws doing. He said "i just wanted to start by saying Ladies n Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S.of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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DREAMS OF WIFE, HUSBAND

A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."

..."How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied

what is a computer? (wikipedia)

A computer is a machine that changes information according to well defined rules. Computers have existed for much of human history. Examples of early computers are the astrolabe and the abacus. Modern computers have changed very much. They are able to control traffic lights, cars or locks. Most modern computers can be used to play music or video. The basic principle is still the same though: the computer has a set of rules, usually called an algorithm. The computer changes information based on these rules.
A person uses a computer by telling it to do things, like playing movies or going to Wikipedia. Computers do not know English, so people must tell their computers to do things by speaking the computer's language. The computer's language is called a programming language. Programmers know this computer's language, and use it to write programs that tell the computer what to do. Normal people use the programs that a programmer wrote to tell the computer what to do.
Computers can do anything that someone can tell them to do. Computers are able to solve mathematical problems because a programmer has told them how to solve math problems. Because computers are very fast, modern computers can solve billions of math problems per second. Computers are used to control factories, which in the past were controlled by humans. They are also in homes, where they are used for things such as listening to music, reading the news, and writing.

Utah man updated Facebook status during standoff

SALT LAKE CITY – Jason Valdez is no stranger to Utah police. His latest brush with the law, however, may have been the most public.
An armed Valdez, 36, held a woman hostage at a motel in a tense 16-hour, overnight standoff with SWAT teams, all while finding time to keep his family and friends updated on Facebook, authorities said.
He even got some help from the outside over the social network: A friend posted that a SWAT officer was hiding in the bushes.
"Thank you homie," Valdez replied. "Good looking out."
When officers swarmed the room, Valdez shot himself in the chest with a handgun, Ogden police said. On Tuesday, he was in critical condition.
The Associated Press reviewed Valdez's Facebook profile page on Tuesday. Police believe he wrote the messages during the standoff.
It wasn't immediately clear, however, whether police were following the posts in real-time, though the department spokeswoman said officers routinely search the Internet and other sources for background on suspects.
In all, Valdez made six posts and added at least a dozen new friends.
His family and friends responded with 100 comments. Some people offered words of support, and others pleaded for him to "do the right thing."
Court records show Valdez has a criminal history, including convictions for aggravated assault and domestic violence in front of a child.
In March, prosecutors filed felony and misdemeanor drug possession charges against Valdez. A judge issued a warrant for Valdez's arrest after he missed a June 1 preliminary hearing in the case.
On Friday afternoon, Ogden police tried to serve Valdez with a felony drug warrant for the missed court appearance.
Valdez barricaded himself inside the Western Colony Inn.
"I'm currently in a standoff ... kinda ugly, but ready for whatever," Valdez wrote in his first post at 11:23 p.m. "I love u guyz and if I don't make it out of here alive that I'm in a better place and u were all great friends."
Valdez said in posts that he was with a woman named Veronica. Police described her as a hostage.
In his posts, Valdez told friends when police shut off the power that his "hostage" was fine — and with him willingly — and that police are jeopardizing her life by their actions.
At 2:04 a.m., Valdez posted two pictures of himself and the woman.
"Got a cute `Hostage' huh," Valdez wrote of the photographs.
At 3:48 a.m., one of Valdez' friends posted that police had a `gun ner in the bushes stay low." Valdez thanked him in a reply.
The final post was at 7:25 a.m. Saturday: "Well i was lettin this girl go but these dumb bastards made an attempt to come in after i told them not to, so i popped off a couple more shots and now were startin all over again it seems ..."
SWAT officers stormed Valdez's room about 90 minutes later. Police never fired, Ogden Lt. Danielle Croyle said.
Police believe that responses from Valdez's friend gave him an advantage.
Authorities are now discussing whether some of Valdez' friends should be arrested and charged with obstruction of justice for hampering a police investigation. "We're not sure yet how to deal with it," said Croyle.
"We're talking about it and trying to figure out how do we address the kind of conflict that it presents," Croyle said.
Valdez could be facing new charges stemming from his actions during the standoff, including fire his handgun at police, Croyle said.

Gunman updates Facebook, gets help from friends during 16-hour standoff with police




For most of us, it's hard enough to navigate our daily grind while still remembering to check out the latest personal news bits on our social network of choice, but Jason Valdez of Utah has no such trouble. In fact, he was able to ward off Salt Lake City's finest SWAT officers, keep a young woman as his hostage, and update his Facebook all at the same time. He even went so far as to add a few new friends to his social network account during the scary ordeal.

After Salt Lake police had discovered Valdez was staying at a local hotel, they attempted to take him into custody on a felony drug charge. When Valdez saw the law closing in on him, he attempted to make a last stand at the Western Colony Inn, and began his string of Facebook updates. His first post read, "I'm currently in a standoff ...kinda ugly, but ready for whatever."

Over the next 16 hours, Valdez posted numerous additional updates, and even took photos of himself and the woman the police identified as his hostage. His friends and family posted dozens of replies, both urging him to stand down without incident, and even attempting to help him avoid arrest. One friend warned, "Gunner in the bushes stay low," to which the suspect replied "Thank you homie, good looking out."

Eventually, the SWAT team took the hotel by force, though they never fired a shot. They secured the hostage without injury while Valdez, in a last attempt to evade an arrest, shot himself in the chest with a pistol. He remains in critical condition. Police have yet to decide whether they will charge the suspect's social network contacts who were offering him aid during the standoff.

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